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Dunc'n'Daddy

This is Duncan at about 9 months old. We were up at Rattlesnake Lake.

Lounging at the Park

Lounging at the Park

Another Ginger shot

Ginger Hat

This picture, the pose, and the hat were all done by Jake. He decided it would be funny to put his hat on Ginger, then he grabbed my phone and took a picture of her.

Storm: Lauren and Duncan

Inner Sconologue

inner monolangue
The “Inner Sconologue” is like an inner monologue, but in a separate tongue than your mother tongue. It means that, while there are conversations going on in your head, you can’t really understand them. True story.

It’s also a sculpture I did for my sister Kristin, which was started when she was pregnant with her child number 1, and finished well after child #2 was born.

I gotta get faster at finishing these things.

That’s a keeper!

Sophie and Jake

Dressed for Work

Last Friday Jakey got dressed up as his principal, Dan. Shirt, tie, briefcase, slick hair (minus the leucotrichia), and a big grin.

Snakey Names

Duncan has a rich imagination. He’s always naming his toys fun names. He’s playing with cousin Ben’s rubber snakes and named both of them: Degas and Nuno. I’ll google the names later.

duncan-snake

Shed Complete!

Here’s the completed shed, or at least as complete as it’ll get until the roof is done and I can convince one of my truck drivin’ friends to haul me some 5/8-minus. Yay!

shed

Duncan HOPE

Duncan

Duncan

Bloody brilliant!



Bloody brilliant!  Star Wars: Retold by someone who has never seen it.

Jakey and Bella



Jakey and neighbor Bella

Shed

Shed, big enough to banish a young boy in case he needs it.

Snow, again

Snow, again. Seattle shuts down in 5, 4, 3, …

Stick ‘em up!



Stick ‘em up!

Pancakes for brekky



Pancakes for brekky

Snowy Ginger-pups



Snowy Ginger-pups

I couldn’t resist.



I couldn’t resist.  When asked if I wanted to see this book in a Kindle edition, I had to say “yes”.  :)

“We’ve had one of these before…”

“We’ve had one of these before, when the dot-com bubble burst. What I told our company was that we were just going to invest our way through the downturn, that we weren’t going to lay off people, that we’d taken a tremendous amount of effort to get them into Apple in the first place — the last thing we were going to do is lay them off. And we were going to keep funding. In fact we were going to up our R&D budget so that we would be ahead of our competitors when the downturn was over. And that’s exactly what we did. And it worked. And that’s exactly what we’ll do this time.”

Steve Jobs (via danw, mikehudack, marco)

StateStats

StateStats: Allows one to enter search terms and see which demographics correlate.  Fascinating.

Duncan Xmas



Duncan Xmas

10 Lesser-Known Saints

10 Lesser-Known Saints:

  1. St. Thomas of the Superfluous Ear Hair
  2. St. Jchn the Bpptist, patron of cheap designer knockoffs
  3. St. Jackie of the Indeterminate Gender
  4. St. Street of the Easily Mistaken Directions
  5. Sts. Tommy K and the Badger of the Hott 93.5 Morning Madhouse
  6. St. Lucifer the Going Through A Phase To Annoy His Parents
  7. St. Nancy Who Always Hangs Around The Copy Machine Asking People If They’re Using It For Work-Related Purposes Even Though That’s Not Officially Part Of Her Job
  8. St. Larry of the Unflattering Pleated Khakis
  9. St. Otis the Elevator
  10. St. Sisn’t, patron of proper grammar

via woot

William Tell


Wow.  William Tell.  At least it didn’t end up like William S. Burroughs’ wife.

via Dark Roasted Blend: Bullet Proof Wife

Mise à nu

Mise à nu: [NSFW] …and absolutely fascinating.

Stubby Makes Good

I’d never thought of it before, but the silhouette on the Wyoming license plate of a bronco rider is actually based on a real person. Albert “Stubby” Farlow (1886-1953) was born with short legs, but made his mark as a bronco rider, at least long enough to get his image plastered on every Wyoman’s car. I suppose it had to be someone. Why not Stubby? Would that you or I could get immortalized in tin.

Confession of an economic hit man



Confession of an economic hit man

via Cowboy Books

Best. Dessert. Evar.



Best. Dessert. Evar.

I can’t decide if they’re being serious or seriously ironic, but this recipe appeared in a cookbook that Jill’s mom had on her shelf. Someone seriously sat down and created this dessert, took a picture of it, and published it for real in a book of banana recipes.

I can’t even imagine how one would go about tackling the consumption of such a delicacy, or why. Except that, if I were to make it I’d substitute a pair of kiwi-fruit for the pineapple ring (think about it).


Banana Candles
3 bananas
2 tablespoons mayonnaise
2 tablespoons lemon juice
3 glace cherries
6 pineapple rings
Halve the bananas crosswise, dip in lemon juice and place each half, end uppermost, in a pineapple ring. Drip mayonnaise down the sides of the bananas.
Using a toothpick, fix half a cherry on top of each banana. It will resemble a burning candle in its holder. Place each “candle” on a small plate, lined with lettuce leaves.
Orange slices can be used instead of pineapple rings. Serves 6.

[Be Bold With Bananas, Crescent Books, New York. No date on the book, no page numbers, no copyright for that matter. It reeks of late fifties or early sixties.]

PaperForms Acoustic Wall Tile


PaperForms Acoustic Wall Tile

I want to do up my office in this.  There are some other designs there on their site, but I like this best.

Jacob, modeling.


Jacob, modeling.

Duncan, modeling.


Duncan, modeling.

You are an Obsession

On his part, my father could never believe in something as comic as an ephemeral old man who lives on a cloud and whom — after a brief burst of creative creationism in his early twenties — has been spending the last six thousand years of his early retirement kookily obsessing about where and how people are mashing their genitals together.
via BBGadgets

Tooth-B-Gone

Jakey lost his second tooth today, so the tooth fairy is going to visit tonight. If I stay up late I may see her, too! I’ll get pix.

Jakey’s very own endorsement for the Seattle Storm.


Jakey’s very own endorsement for the Seattle Storm.

wall-e

wall-e
: The script from Wall-E.  I follow along while I watch, it helps because I don’t understand robot-speak.

Hiroshima and Nagasaki

The Effects of the Atomic Bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki and other docs at Truman Library. I wish this had an OCR’ed version of the text…

Thanks for Projects

I’m mostly off work this Thanksgiving week, and as is the tradition around these parts, most of the rest of the company is off, too. Either for real or “Working From Home”, as opposed to, say, “Living at Work”. But I digress…

This week is project week. I built a kitty escape hatch so the qat could hide from the dog. Said qat has a hidey spot behind the dryer which I knew about but gave little thought to, but after losing one too many socks behind the dryer I pulled it away from the wall to see what was going on back there. Amongst the lint and qat fur and orphaned socks the qat had squished the dryer vent tube down to about half its former size. This explains the sloooow dry times and very warm laundry room on washday.

So I fixed the dryer vent, vacuumed the fur and lint out, then built a little shelf with an escape hatch so qat could hop behind the dryer when the dog gave chase and not have to squish up my dryer vent again. She almost immediately put it to good use. Confused at first when she came around the corner of the washer, but with a dog on your tail you can’t be choosy. Zing — Safe!

Pictures of Numbers

Pictures of Numbers
: A great reference for how to display information in ways that are intuitively obvious to the viewer.  Clean, concise visualization is a treat. 

OMG


marco:

daisymay:

kate-elizabeth:

YES.   YES.  YES.  !!!!!

YEAH! Thank you America, you done well!!

Oh yeah!!!!  That acceptance speech was gold.  What a brilliant man!

Wassup (2008)

What may not be readily apparent, is these are the original actors who did the original “Wassup”.  Awesome!

Music Videos Made By Artists

What qualifies a given director as an artist?

http://www.artfagcity.com/2008/10/09/8-top-music-videos-made-by-artists-the-classics/

Twede’s Café. Damn good pie!


Twede’s Café. Damn good pie!

How to sync an iPhone with two or more Computers

http://www.andrewgrant.org/2008/03/30/how-to-sync-an-iphone-with-two-or-more-computers.html

Vote Obama

Vote Obama
: McCain lacks the character and temperament to be president. And Palin is simply a disgrace. – By Christopher Hitchens – Slate Magazine

Make your own Hope

Create an Inspirational Vector Political Poster just like Shepard Fairey. [ Do you realize how many different ways there are to spell Shepard? ]

Physical Security Maxims

Physical Security Maxims: Apropos, considering the work I’m doing on the network infrastructure.

Frickin’ Lasers


Laser Wash Permanently Closed

Funny sign I passed by today.  Of course it begs the question as to what happened to require them to close the laser wash permanently.  Did it freak out and slice off someone’s hand?  Who’d have turned a laser up that high?  And how the heck did it ever get a car clean?

The Maryland Inn


The Maryland Inn

Umbrella Today?

Umbrella Today?
: Here.  You can check it yourself and then you can txt me if I need an umbrella.

Who’s Buying?

What Your Global Neighbors Are Buying – Interactive Graphic – NYTimes.com
: This is a series of charts worthy of Tufte.

WNBA Playoffs


WNBA Playoffs

Bridge complete!


Bridge complete!

Standing on the bridge are the directors, organizers, and instructors, from left to right: Alexandra Morosco; Nathen Blackwell; Russ Beardsley; Peter Attila Andrusko; Patrick McAfee; John Fisher; Scott Hackney; Keith Phillips; David P. Miller; Sabah al Dhaher; RIch Hestekind; Bobby Watt.

The arch barrel approaches completeness


The arch barrel approaches completeness

Stone Bridge


Stone Bridge

This is one of the projects we’re working on at Stonefest’08.  This will be a drystone bridge with a four foot arch.  The stones leading up to the bridge are a limestone and a dream to work with.  The stones in the arch are utter crap: they split lengthwise when you don’t want them to, and have no other discernible grain.  I think we went through three crates full of stone to get 1/2 a crate’s worth of usable stone.

I stopped working on the bridge when the sun got too hot for my pasty white skin, and went off to practice lettering.

Sleeping in the nude


Sleeping in the nude

THIS was Punky Brewster?


THIS was Punky Brewster?

[via Dwyer & Michaels :: 2Dorks.com]

An phone assembles itself

http://vimeo.com/1641952

Too Throbbing Gristle?


This thing arrived in a Happy Meal(tm) today.  Are you kidding me that no one thought this was a little too throbbing gristle for McD’s?

DFL

DFL
: Ya gotta love the DFL list.  Even moreso that the people keep trying.  I mean, if I got ALL THE WAY to the Olympics, I wouldn’t give up no matter how badly I was doing.  That’s the true Olympic spirit.

Gallagher’s Liquors


Gallagher’s Liquors (via Society In Decline)

Double-Taker (Snout)


Double-Taker (Snout)

This thing is so cute, I want to have one.

How to Cook While Drunk

via Uncyclopedia

The 100 Most Common English Words

Take the test.  I scored a 47.

Free topo maps

Right here.

Duncan, dancing.


Duncan, dancing.

SongMeanings

SongMeanings
: Finally, someone put this together.  Now I can know who Howard the Duck was hanging with when he stayed.

2008 Olympics Opening Ceremony

2008 Olympics Opening Ceremony
: I watched the opening ceremony on TV, but my reception was lousy… the pics here do a great job of getting up close and detailed views into the ceremony.  I hope they publish more.

Wow!  He just went from kid to teenager.


Wow!  He just went from kid to teenager.

Arrested Development (2009)

Arrested Development (2009)
: Back from the dead?

Jammin’

I spent the day with my mother today, which meant a lot of walking the boys to and from camp, preschool, daycare, and naps, and in between browsing the local farmers market. It was there that I spied these massive berries — Williamettes, I was told — that were tasty and cheap. Since that morning I’d been complaining about how my favorite raspberry jam had HFCS in it and I couldn’t eat it anymore, my task was clear.

I bought the berries, and stopped by Thrifty for pectin, jars and sugar, and at 10pm this evening finally started jamming. Lucky for me, the berry jam process is pretty zippy, and by 11 I had five jars of Willamette Raspberry Jam setting up. They need to sit overnight to be sure the seal is good, but I’m pret sure I’ll be have jam on my toast in the morning.

Bleep Labs

Bleep Labs
: Some kits i’d like to make someday

MobileMe Loses Contacts


MobileMe Loses Contacts

If you use MobileMe, stay away from the contacts app in the web interface.  I mean, you could probably look up a contact or two in there, but don’t use it to do anything serious, like, edit.  You run the risk of losing all your edits and even entire contacts, too.

I set up a new Group in the web interface, and then dragged a bunch of contacts to it.  What I think happened is that the creation of the group didn’t get propagated out correctly, and the subsequent dragging of contacts over to the phantom group was merely sending them off into the ether.

Or, perhaps, it sent them off to someone else’s MobileMe account.  So if you spot some extra contacts you don’t know, let me know.

That’s so Last Year

Srsly, why are programmers so lazy? If you’re coding up a web site that is collecting credit card numbers, why does your expiration date dropdown include the years 2003-2007? You’re not going to accept anything that’s earlier than this year, so why put it there?

Go! Johnny, Go!

If Judge Judy was around in the 70’s would we have seen Sid opposite?

Call me Ishmael


Some years ago – never mind how long precisely – having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world.

So Far, MobileMe fails

Apple has a lot of work to get MobileMe working as advertised. Little, if anything, works as flawlessly and quickly as their video overview would have you believe.

Mail
Rarely, if ever, syncs the state of the messages. I read messages on my iPhone, but the read status doesn’t get to the mac. The web app continually says I have 4 unread messages in the mail folder, until I click on the Mail icon. Then it shows 0. Once I click away, to cal or gallery, the 4 reappears.

Calendar
I synced my entire outlook calendar from my PC using Apple’s MobileMe control panel app, which took plenty long, but checking online, on the phone, or back on the mac, nothing shows up except for bookmarks.

Gallery
I have more galleries online than MobileMe seems capable of recognizing. Where are my orphaned galleries?

Performance
The perf of the web app, quite simply, stinks. User interface acknowledgement of an action — like a click — is just not there, so I have no idea whether it’s just slow or it didn’t register a click, or I didn’t click the right place, or what. Lame lame lame, especially from Apple.

Notes
Hello? WTF is it with the notes app on the phone? It’s a dead-end parking lot. Why no sync capability?

I’m very disappointed.

Why ya gotta be a hater? :)

Why ya gotta be a hater? :)

Now that is Subtle!


Now that is Subtle!

Moreso than the “Pointers and Setters” I recall from Le Pissoir Publique at the Double Hex.

Shadows


Jake just took another art step today (after having drawn 3D last month).  He drew shadows coming off of real objects.  This is even without the benefit of sun to help.

This one is the lawnmower.

Wow.  Fit.


Wow.  Fit.

[via kottke]

Digital Carving

Normally I’d consider this “cheating”, but I imagine there are some applications for this that just aren’t possible with normal (manual) carving. At $1899 it brings CNC into the realm of possibility for the average joe… but like anything that makes it easy for the average joe to get into areas that were normally reserved for talented folks, it will birth tons of “carved” crap.
I’d love to see one in action, but they’re just not widely available yet.

Update: This is also available at Highland Woodworking for a couple hundred bucks less.

What Animals Think of Humans

from Shouts and Murmurs, by Simon Rich, who also has a whole book out called “Free-Range Chickens”

Rolling Bridge


The Rolling Bridge and other Heatherwick Designs

I read about this in the New Yorker, and was so interested in the description that I had to look for an actual photo of it.  And so…

MSFT: Eight Years of Wrongness

True, true.  http://msftextrememakeover.blogspot.com/2008/06/eight-years-of-wrongness.html

That’s where the hot is…

marco sez:

It’s 93 degrees outside.

I’m comfortably sitting inside, with air conditioning, drinking hot coffee from the roaster downstairs.

I love my life.

So that’s where the hot is. It’s sure not in Seattle. 50 degree days are the norm lately, peaking around 60. I suppose it’s the global warming and all, weather starts freaking out and soon’s you know it there’s another ice age.

Hope there’s still hot coffee when the mammoths show up.

Sync iPhone with Google

Sync iPhone with Google
: Wowee.  Just in time for Mobile Me.

Using Truecrypt to Encrypt Your Entire Hard Drive

Using Truecrypt to Encrypt Your Entire Hard Drive
: Now that Customs is hot on getting access to computers that go across borders, this is a fun and flexible way to crypt your entire disk.

Steganography for Dummies

Steganography for Dummies
: Given my line of work now, things like this are of more than a passing interest.

The ECC Blog

The ECC Blog
: Every now and then TradeMark G shows up in my inbox, and he’s always interesting.  Nice hair, Mark!

Benjamin Bratt For Terahertz Computing


Benjamin Bratt For Terahertz Computing

Hackintosh

Hackintosh
: Now if Apple would stop being such pussies about other hardware platforms, we could see Windows and OSX compete on merits alone.

Are you a Windows user?

jakoblodwick:

It seems like most Tumblr users are Mac people. But there must be some PC/Windows Tumblrs out there. If you are a Windows user, can you explain why in a reblog?

In my case, [...] I soon enjoyed being a computer user without needing to be a computer expert anymore.

Not all macs are created equal. I’m a mac-mini user, and these things have more problems than any other mac, enough to make it a wash for me. My biggest complaints about the mac are that it doesn’t have an easy open case or user serviceable components (bigger hard drive? can’t do it without voiding your warranty. install apps on drives other than the boot drive? can’t seem to do that for no verifiable reason). My complaints about OS-X are I can’t resize a window anywhere but right down there in the lower right corner, and the mac mail keyboard shortcuts are retarded. This begs the question why not use the mouse, but i’m a touch typist and mousing is always a last resort for me.

Macs still have the same sorts of problems that windows has: applications that don’t uninstall all the way, requiring the occasional reformat to clean up; applications that crash with cryptic error messages (SIGABRT! SIGSEGV! wha?); etc. I think if you only had one Windows hardware platform like mac only has one platform, that Windows would be just as stable as mac. The fact that Windows CAN run on so many different (cheaper! faster! more versatile!) platforms makes it way more useful. [disclaimer: when I say Windows, I mean XP and not Vista.]

Think about it. People only hate Windows and MSFT because they’re successful. When IBM was the king, and MSFT was the up and comer, I knew people who railed against PC-DOS, saying MS-DOS was better. It’s the American tradition to root for the underdog, and then once they’re successful stab them in the back. woo hoo.

Once Apple and mac get big enough, you’ll hate them, too, and so will the government. There’s already talk of govt legislation because of the hegemony that ipod/iTunes have on the music market, and the iPhone is close behind. Apple gets away with lots of stuff now because they were the underdog, but that’s coming to a close. And they’re going to hate that, and struggle with how to operate under consent decrees and monopoly laws. And the crowds will hate Apple, and still hate MSFT, and start rooting for some other underdog and so it goes.

Surgical Necessity?

Surgical Necessity?

Photoshop Disasters

Photoshop Disasters
: Hilarious, in some cases.  How not to photoshop things.

Sliced Bread

It’s the best thing since, well, I don’t know what they had before this

Puzzlin’ Evidence

Puzzlin’ Evidence : Here’s a fun “Olla Podrida PLEXUS Puzzle”.

Dewlap?

Our rescue cat, Spike, has grown from a skinny, scrawny little runt into a massive tabby/tiger that can nearly suffocate me when she crawls onto my chest while I’m laying down. In the winter, she’s taken to growing an extra belly that flops from side to side whenever she runs… it’s quite mesmerizing, really, to watch as she makes her way across the yard.

Anyway, we were trying to decide what it’s called. Wattle isn’t appropriate because that’s on the head or face. Pannus seems to be too low. Dewlap, though technically under the chin and before the forelegs, seems more appropriate, mainly because when Spike is running across the morning grass, that flap of fat is lapping at the morning dew.

A Hole in the Head

A Hole in the Head
: Brilliant, and timely.

“6 Degrees” Fades Away

If Osama’s only 6 degrees away, why can’t we find him?