iPhone, therefore I am?

After my giant frustration-fest with the windows mobile phone, I headed over to the Apple store in U-Village to see if I could get an iPhone. I checked online the night before to see if they had some, and it said they did, so I had it all planned out to get there right as the store opened at 11am.
I arrived at 10:45, and the doors were already open!? Hmm, this didn’t look good. There was no line, no frenzy, just seemingly regular Apple store traffic. I walked in and looked around, no one was foaming at the mouth or anything, I thought “they must not have any”.
So I asked one of the blackshirts there when they’d be getting the phones in, and he said “we have them now. do you want one?” (yes, he talked in lowercase) I said “F’kyeah!” and stepped over to the counter, got my iPhone, and stepped out. Total time in store 5 minutes.
Even the AT&T store across the way had phones in stock, with no lines.
Later that day, I returned my crappy windows mobile Treo and got a full refund. More about the wonderful experiences I’ve had with the iPhone later.