10 Lesser-Known Saints

10 Lesser-Known Saints:

  1. St. Thomas of the Superfluous Ear Hair
  2. St. Jchn the Bpptist, patron of cheap designer knockoffs
  3. St. Jackie of the Indeterminate Gender
  4. St. Street of the Easily Mistaken Directions
  5. Sts. Tommy K and the Badger of the Hott 93.5 Morning Madhouse
  6. St. Lucifer the Going Through A Phase To Annoy His Parents
  7. St. Nancy Who Always Hangs Around The Copy Machine Asking People If They’re Using It For Work-Related Purposes Even Though That’s Not Officially Part Of Her Job
  8. St. Larry of the Unflattering Pleated Khakis
  9. St. Otis the Elevator
  10. St. Sisn’t, patron of proper grammar

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