10 Lesser-Known Saints

10 Lesser-Known Saints: St. Thomas of the Superfluous Ear Hair St. Jchn the Bpptist, patron of cheap designer knockoffs St. Jackie of the Indeterminate Gender St. Street of the Easily Mistaken Directions Sts. Tommy K and the Badger of the Hott 93.5 Morning Madhouse St. Lucifer the Going Through A Phase To Annoy His Parents [...]

You are an Obsession

On his part, my father could never believe in something as comic as an ephemeral old man who lives on a cloud and whom — after a brief burst of creative creationism in his early twenties — has been spending the last six thousand years of his early retirement kookily obsessing about where and how [...]